He's almost 28 years old andI know he has been to a quickie mart at least once in his life.
I still can't believe it.
Man, his parents really did raise him on healthy food, and I guess there wasn't any trading going on at school lunches.
This all started when a Little Debbie commercial came on TV and I said "Hey look, the little debbie logo and the budweiser logo are the same." It was then he revealed his shetered youth!
Kevin, I am SHOCKED!
ReplyDeleteI'm diabetic, and I even know what Little Debbies are!
I wrote a poem about Zebra Cakes when I was in 8th grade. I can only remember the first 2 lines and the last 2 lines:
Zebra Cake, you are so buff,
You fill my mouth with creamy fluff.
...
The world would change, this is no flake,
It would be one gigantic Zebra Cake.
I wrote that for Mrs Martin's English class.
you and allison are quite a comedic duo...charlie is like the set up man...keep it all comin'
ReplyDeleteYeah she writes poetry, but it's about zebra cakes, so it's good. (and stripey)
ReplyDeleteDamn. I'm SO busted.
ReplyDeleteHey I remembered the middle line of my Zebra Cake poem last night. Instert this where the elipses are:
ReplyDelete"If today I had one wish,
It would not be kissing fish."
Yeah that's the actual line. And the poem was in the shape of the snack cake.
Ah, junior high.