I'm so tired this morning (to be read like "you momma's so fat...):
My breakfast was two slices of leftover pizza and instant coffee.
I haven't changed my clothes since monday night.
It took me a 30 second stare at the ceiling to figure out what the day before yesterday was.
ok i'll qualify the 2nd one, same clothes from waist up.
ReplyDeletei'm relieved to know that undies have been changed. remember what your mom would have said: it's a learning experience (more commonly referred to as birth control-hehehe-ya know i'm kidding b/c little cf is irresistable).
ReplyDelete"Yo Mamma's so fat, I bet she plays pool with the planets."
ReplyDeletei love that you haven't changed clothes. i do that a lot. i think we were trained in that matter. it made me laugh to read that.