I'm so tired this morning (to be read like "you momma's so fat...):
My breakfast was two slices of leftover pizza and instant coffee.
I haven't changed my clothes since monday night.
It took me a 30 second stare at the ceiling to figure out what the day before yesterday was.
Happy 18th Birthday, Alayna!
1 year ago
3 comments:
ok i'll qualify the 2nd one, same clothes from waist up.
i'm relieved to know that undies have been changed. remember what your mom would have said: it's a learning experience (more commonly referred to as birth control-hehehe-ya know i'm kidding b/c little cf is irresistable).
"Yo Mamma's so fat, I bet she plays pool with the planets."
i love that you haven't changed clothes. i do that a lot. i think we were trained in that matter. it made me laugh to read that.
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