I get a "unsatisfactory" mark in "following directions"

You know how new moms are supposed to "sleep when the baby sleeps"?

Okay, it's been a week and I just want to play on the computer or do something other than sleep on this couch at odd hours of the day.

I'll be sorry later. But I'm obviously not sorry now.

Plus, he slept like 6 hours (not in row) last night, so hey that's good right?