its been a few days

So I'll pose some rhetorical haus frau questions, just y'all to chew on:

-Are there any non-frumpy ways to keep your feet warm at home, other than stylishly turning up the thermostat?
-What makes babies try to pick your nose incessantly while you're trying to type?
-Can they please stop playing Dire Straits on the radio?
-Why must Boppies be so dorky looking?
-What is it with cats and their demand for fresh water every 20 minutes? Forget it! I drink day old water all the time, cat.
-Can they make a healthier Girl Scout Cookie?

I'll add more as I think of them, you can too...