do as I say?

I used to say that one should not trust a woman who wears liquid eyeliner.

And now I wear liquid eyeliner.

Maybe I can't trust myself, but either way, I have stopped saying that.

And when I see coats like these, I think "women with personality disorders wear those kinds of coats."

Now watch, I will end up having a coat like that by way of some garage sale, and then I will start to question my own mental health.