Thursday, February 02, 2006

You Make Me Want to Be a Better Blog: first in a series of many to come



I rabbit-trail occasionally and find some pretty "fierce" blogs.
They spur me. They spur me by their coolness.

Here's one:
Chuck Norris anyone?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Doh! I didn't proofread, sorry about the swear in #8, I just copy/pasted...

Anonymous said...

Did you mean #9

Anonymous said...

Uh yeah, but technically #8 too! Geeze I need glasses or something...

Charlie said...

I laughed so hard at that list that I did the silent laugh where you can't breathe!

Charlie said...

Oh and don't worry about the swearing, I'm not squeamish. ;)

Anonymous said...

It's ok PK, just means you are going to hell. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, ok this handbasket makes more sense then. Thanks!

Charlie said...

(previously posted by Preston and edited upon his request)

Chuck Norris is the fiercest man of all time... Taken from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com , delightfully referred there by boredagainchristian.com:

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. A**-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f'ing Indian.

10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.