I think I come across like a mental case

Is this me as a man?

Let's have a show of hands-- who else hates watching him/herself on video?
Most people do. I'm not sure why other people don't like it, but I know why i don't like it:

It's because I want to believe I'm not a weirdo.

But I'm pretty sure I'm like Perry Farell when I talk. I didn't know I did weird stuff with my eyes until I saw myself on camera do it. It's totally involuntary, like a tick, I guess. (oh my gosh)
I met someone else that did it, and it didn't weird me out, but then again, I love myself, so anything I see of myself in others, I love. :)

And then, I can't look someone in the eyes when I talk. "Experts" say that means I'm lying and can't be trusted. Great. I've tried it, but when I look at someone I totally lose my train of thought, get distracted and think "they're making a face at me, is it because I'm making a face?, did I brush my teeth?, am I standing too close? etc..."

This is also why I can't have a mature conversation with anyone in person. I'm way better through email or chat. Yes, it's strange, but I'd like to think it makes me more like J.D. Salinger, right?

No?