Dr Phil report

Much to everyone's dismay (except Aurora) I get my Dr Phil (and Oprah) fix on Tuesdays and Friday afternoons.
I have to share:
Today the subject is "unethical marriages" and there's a couple that found out they have the same dad! aaa! They're not white trash either. This shows better than the county fair, I tell ya.
How will it end?! How will Dr. Phil fix this pickle? I'm glued!