I learned today...

...they make tall swimsuits!
Since the age of 14 I've sworn off one-piece swimsuits because I always felt like I had on suspenders that were too tight. That left me to join the pulling up, tugging down and picking out bikini crowd, also a miserable swim experience.
But now I can wear a one piece again.
However, I did find a misguided clothier on Ebay who claims to be selling a "Petite Tall." Umm, does that mean it's regular, like -1 + 1 = 0?
(I think she means it's a small tall...darn those people)