learned somethin'

Did you know that if you leave a steel pot on the stove on high heat for too long that you can melt the pot into molten steel that will drip onto the floor, and melt the linoleum?
Neither did I.
If I did, I would have at least worn foot protection and not given myself third degree burns on my toes.
Honey, if you read this, we're gonna need another pot. I killed it.

Gotta go air out the burning-linoleum smell out of the house...