keep dry brush away from my head, I'm slightly explosive

This is what I do to myself:

today I need to:

design two shirts and call/send to get quotes
buy a wedding gift (I was gonna make it, and then found that it would have been more expensive to do so)
design and order a rubber stamp
place an order (not an easy task) for a roll of custom stickers
send over all my Beautiful Day website design files (yes! it has been resurrected!!)
screenprint about 15 Corinthians shirts
have a small party tonight

this is what got cut:

design Kevin's work team's soccer shirts
design my chiro's brochure
paint Kyle's painting

Sorry y'all, I hope to get those other 3 things done this weekend...