Olive Thayer
Aliases: Beyonce, Princess
Charged with multiple counts of vandalism.
She has clawed up our red leather club chair. Yes, be sad for us. All of you dog people (of which I am one) are thinking "yep, that's why cats are bad," and you're right.
Franklin Thayer
Aliases: Nervous Nelly, FDR, Franklinheimer
Charged with multiple counts of criminal mischief.
Repeat offender
Franklin has not stopped peeing on or "marking" plastic objects since I became pregnant. Plastic bags, vinyl beanbag chair, laundry hamper, vacuum cleaner, television set, nothing is beyond his stream of influence.
He pretends to be sorry. But he's not. And he'll do it again.
He's the "Verbal" Kent of the operation.
Mojito Thayer
aliases: Chorizo, the Tiajuana piranha, Mofleato
Charged with multiple counts of malicious destruction of property.
Mr. Thayer has of lately chewed a tube of diaper cream, numerous diapers and diaper covers, several rolls of masking tape, a handful of rocks, and a C battery.
No bail.
3 comments:
I love those crazy convicts.
one of the funniest things i have ever read. a C battery? ew!
CHARLIE THATS HILARIOUS WHEN GEORGE COMES BACK FROM WALKING OUR POOCH THE " THIEF OF MEAT & EAT"...
GEORGE WILL LAUGH HIMSELF SILLY..OH AND I LOVE THE DRESSES TOO..I LIKE THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A PALM TREE GREEN SASH OR SOMETHING.. BELT..GIGGLE
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