does anyone really believe this?

"Looking for an easy way to do your shopping this year?"

or

"Want to get all your holiday shopping done in one place?"


I hear this kind of thing all the time lately, but specifically, these two quotes came from the Mothers of Preschoolers online store and Best Buy. Unless everyone I know loves embroidered button down denim shirts or surround-sound speakers, they can't really back up that kind of advertising.

And while I'm at it, I'd like to promote the World Vision Catalog and Christian Children's Fund Catalog.
Where else can you buy a llama for a family in Peru?

Best Buy and MOPS, try n' tell me you have llamas.