Alright, I said it, they suck.
They aren't cute, unless you go to a fancy place like Japanese Weekend and spend $100 on a tank top.
Like, Old Navy, otherwise they have cute clothes for regular, non reproducing people. But their maternity clothes- not cute!
If the model looks like a shlump, what am I supposed to look like?!
Last time, I thought "who cares, I'll just buy whatever."
And I totally regreted it.
I looked so lame, if I were a wilderbeast, a lion would have picked me out of the herd for dinner.
I will not go down without a fight!
Fight the shlump!
1 comment:
you're so right...you gotta fight it, baby...
so, how good are you on the sewing machine, because, really, i think that'll be the only way out of the shlump. or maybe a long patchwork skirt with an elastic waistband!
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