now everyone knows that I watch German television, but-

I was just watching a German news show, kinda like Dateline (minus fear mongering). And they were reporting how this one port city is trying to out-do Hamburg as a shipping town.
They showed the little party they had to celebrate their rising success at the harbor and I heard Alan Jackson's Chattahoochee song playing.
And sure enough in the background there were line dancers in cowboy hats.

Those crazy Germans.